Good day good day lady friends!
What’s that you say? The Winnowing Ring is back??? But this time it has buxom curves?
Well ooh la la! I’d best go have a gander!
Gasp!
The new Winnowing Ring, there’s one for me and two for you!
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I JUST SIGNED UP FOR THIS.
I KIND OF WANT TO MOAN AND LAUGH AND CRY AND REJOICE ALL AT ONCE.
It’s happening on June 14th.
Can you come?