Olive-Rosemary Bread

Bonjour bonjour!
Good Friday to you all.
I have a recipe to pass on to you this afternoon, it’s delectable.  This bread will make your socks fly off your feet and your eyelashes curl into perfect ringlets.

To boot, it’s gluten-free, though the glutivores (not a real word) out there will also enjoy it very much.  Just ask the guests I had at my dinner party last night.  They couldn’t believe this bread was gluten-free when I served it alongside a hearty elk stew and a heart warming malbec wine.
They’ll testify.

I should add that I found this recipe in THIS cookbook which contains a fantastic selection of recipes that feature almond flour, agave nectar and grapeseed oil instead of regular wheat flours, sugar and vegetable oils.  Baking and cooking with almond flour is the most scrumptious way to eat gluten free, in my opinion, and probably the most expensive (GROANnNNnnn).  If you haven’t come in contact with this cook book yet and you are living gluten-free, I’d highly suggest picking up a copy.  Tout de suite!
 Ingredients:  
3/4 cup creamy almond butter at room temperature
2 tbsp olive oil
3 large eggs (Winona and Rhonda supplied mine…)
1 tbsp agave nectar
1/4 blanched almond flour
1/4 cup arrowroot powder
1/2 tsp sea salt (I use Celtic sea salt, because it’s the best…)
1/2 tsp baking soda
1/4 cup kalamata olives, pitted and finely chopped
1 tbsp finely chopped fresh rosemary
 Directions:
Preheat the oven to 350F, Grease a 7×3 inch loaf pan with grapeseed oil (or olive oil…I’m aware that not everyone uses grapeseed oil) and dust with almond flour.

In a large bowl, mix together almond butter and olive oil until smooth.  Then blend in the eggs and agave nectar.  In another bowl, combine your dry ingredients and then blend these with the wet ingredients until thoroughly combined.  Fold in the olives and rosemary and pour the batter into your loaf pan.

Bake for 45-55 minutes, on the bottom rack of the oven, until a knife inserted in the center of the loaf comes out clean.  Let the bread cool in the pan for one full hour and then serve.
I could obviously eat an entire loaf myself except RW has demanded that I share with him.  Since he has built me a brand new bathroom I suppose I shall acquiesce to his demands.

This bread really saved me this week.  I’ve been spending my afternoons stomping around the house complaining bitterly about how my body is craving grains and I just wish I could sink the hearts of my teeth into a beautiful slice of wheat bread, freshly baked, slathered in the magenta delicatessa that is plum jam.  Sometimes we gluten-free folks experience times like this, times when nothing fills the void.

I hope your weekends are full of delicious foods, long walks, organic carrots and good books. If you can manage glutens, please raise a gloriously golden croissant in my name before you let its buttery fibers dissolve on your tongue tip.

Happy baking my friends!
Happy weekending my friends.
Be well.
xx
Plume

Post Scriptus:
Plum says, “Hi!  Gimmie all your biscuits or I’ll twang your heartstrings!

…she’s been helping RW paint our new bathroom doors.  As you can see.

Dessert For Breakfast

Last night, rather late, I decided to whip up some dessert.  Just to inform you of the importance of this decision I must let you know that this was my first gluten free baking attempt and I was a bit nervous.  The fact is, anything with rhubarb in it cannot be ruined so I elected to whip up a delightful little rhubarb crisp and boy howdy, did it ever whip up right.

Crisps are one of my favorite dessert concoctions and I have the crumbly oat topping recipe topping memorized.  For THIS specific crisp I was using gluten free flour, rolled oats as well as xanthan gum to substitute for the real, magical, good stuff (there’s just really nothing like the real thing so I don’t bother complaining any more).

I can’t say for sure the exact amount of everything I used, since I mixed from memory, but it went something like this:

Filling:
freshly harvested rhubarb from the garden out back (washed and chopped)
quarter cup of sugar (or less)
slightly less than a quarter cup of GF flour
dash of lemon juice

Crisp topping:
1/3 cup brown sugar (or slightly less)
pinch of salt
1 cup of GF rolled oats
1/2 cup of GF flour
dash of xanthan gum (don’t now if that was really needed…)
slightly less than a half cup of butter

Baked for a half hour at 350F (in case you intend to follow suit).

It was shockingly delicious with a dollop of vanilla frozen yogurt on top, so delicious that I had it again this morning, for breakfast with an endless pot of Earl Grey tea because that’s the sort of thing a girl does when there’s only one of her and there’s dessert in the house.

NOTE:  In hindsight, this might 
have not been a delicious dessert.
It’s been so long since I’ve experienced 
a baked dessert that I might have
just been frothingly mad in the moment 
of initial tasting…