SAVE US FROM THE SKUNKS!
Happy Monday to you all! I hope you’ve had a magnificent day, wherever you’ve been and whatever you’ve done. I woke early to the scent of a freshly skunked cat in the laundry room and Farley digging like berserkers in my future tulip patch out front, busily trying to unearth the resident skunk beneath the front porch. I’m exasperated with this skunk stuff. I’m about to get territorial.
Instead of raging on the Mephitidae family, I’ll show you what I made today:
One lovely Fortress Ring featuring chrysoprase and faceted carnelian cabochons. Punchy colors set in towering heights for a lady who fears nothing and can walk smoothly in four inch heels.
A leafy design featuring Bartlett jasper which is a jasper from a local Idaho claim. DELICIOUS. I want to sink my teeth into it (ouch)! Own this baby and you support not only me, but a local lapidary artist who lives, quite literally, just down the street from me! Nifty!
When I say the stone in this ring is gorgeous, I’m deadly serious. This is a cut of Filagree Agate which is also from a local Idaho claim. This cabochon was cut by the same folks who own the Bartlett claim. Once again, you’re supporting two Idaho artists when you decide to make this piece yours.
I’ve never seen an agate quite so mossy and certainly NEVER in such incredible teal and white hues. This baby is highly translucent and the depth of the pattern in this specific cut is mind blowing. may she find a bright and lovely home with one of you!
A modern looking knuckle ring built of serious lines and swooning swoops. A peacock pearl seals the deal and a smattering of sterling balls add dimension, inside and out.
Variscite!
Humdinger green set in sterling silver, waiting on your pretty fingers to wear her home!
Subtle details make this ring an easy dream for the wearing.
And that’s the group of five!
Back to the topic of skunks. The reason I’m so irate over the skunkification of Plume Gables is that these dratted things, a family of 5 actually, have been coming and going in our yard for over a year now. Additionally, whilst in Arizona recently, Farley caught a skunk while hunting quail with RW and proceeded to death shake the darn thing for a full five minutes while it emptied it’s scent glands all over his face, neck and back. Yes. It was far stinker than I could ever possibly convey to you.
We spent hours shampooing Farley at the lovely Sheraton Hotel of East Tucson but that little white dog still managed to contaminate our entire hotel room and truck so that by the time we left Arizona, we probably smelled just like the little family that is residing beneath the front porch.
I’m all skunked out.
It would seem that skunks are my cross to bear in this life.
Let’s put this in perspective, I’m sure I can look at this situation
in a glass-half-full manner…
AT LEAST FARLEY WASN’T EATEN BY A GREAT WHITE SHARK WHILE WE WERE IN ARIZONA.
AT LEAST MISTER PINKERTON WASN’T SPRAYED WITH
BOILING HOT OIL, BY A CRANKY NEIGHBOR, THIS MORNING.
MY FRONT PORCH MIGHT HAVE SKUNKS BUT AT LEAST IT DOESN’T HAVE TERMITES OR A BAND OF TOOTHLESS GYPSIES WHO WON’T LEAVE, EVEN WHEN I SAY PLEASE…
Whew.
See?
It’s not so bad.
Always look at the bright side, birds, always.
XO
PLUME